Will Weldon is a comedian who currently resides in Los Angeles, CA. He has performed at the comedy festivals Bridgetown, Riot LA, and Just for Laughs, and has been written about in a number of comedy publications only read by those who are hoping their name appears in a comedy publication. He's pretty funny.

5th May 2012

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Reasons the Dead Have Risen from Their Graves

The dead have risen from their Earthen tombs! But why? Science has no answers, so here are some possible theories I’ve come up with…

- Bored

- To voice support for the Tea Party in upcoming election

- Want to let people know what they think of HBO’s “Girls”

- Show that Jesus guy it’s not such a big fucking deal

- Too excited for “The Dark Knight Rises” to sleep the eternal slumber

- Wanted better view of teenagers making out in the graveyard

- Heard about a really great happy hour

- Brains… and a soda

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