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The dead have risen from their Earthen tombs! But why? Science has no answers, so here are some possible theories I’ve come up with…
- Bored
- To voice support for the Tea Party in upcoming election
- Want to let people know what they think of HBO’s “Girls”
- Show that Jesus guy it’s not such a big fucking deal
- Too excited for “The Dark Knight Rises” to sleep the eternal slumber
- Wanted better view of teenagers making out in the graveyard
- Heard about a really great happy hour
- Brains… and a soda