September 2011
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“Pillsbury Whoopie Pie Funfetti Kit. Available at most grocery stores. BUT, I did...”
– Chrissy Teigen struggles to justifiable use ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS
Excerpts from letters I am sending to Actors and...
To the band “Outkast”…
“Yes, I would like to know about some gangster shit. Sorry about the lateness of my reply, it’s taken this long since the release of ‘Stankonia’ for me to know for sure.”
To the Actress Scarlett Johansson…
“I’m sorry my twenty first birthday wish finally same true. I understand it’s caused you some...
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